I have started my own ventriloquist’s act with my foster human.

You can see our act in the picture below. My foster human drinks a coffee, and I talk at the same time. It’s an oldie but a goodie. And we are very good at it. In fact, we are so good at it that nobody suspects for a moment that I can actually talk. They think it’s actually a ventriloquist’s act.

Anyway, I usually say things like, “Stop trying to make fetch happen, I am keeping this ball the whole day long,” and Welcome to the girl world, the limit does not exist.”

The limit does not exist. This is what I keep telling myself. I may have come from some very bad circumstances, and I may have been waiting a long time to find a home, but I have come so far and I won’t let a little bit of waiting get me down. That’s right! The limit does not exist!

If you would like to go on Britain’s Got Talent with me, or maybe just watch it, or maybe just watch Mean Girls instead, then please contact Friends of the Animals Wales to adopt me!