I have started my own ventriloquist’s act with my foster human.
You can see our act in the picture below. My foster human drinks a coffee, and I talk at the same time. It’s an oldie but a goodie. And we are very good at it. In fact, we are so good at it that nobody suspects for a moment that I can actually talk. They think it’s actually a ventriloquist’s act.
Anyway, I usually say things like, “Stop trying to make fetch happen, I am keeping this ball the whole day long,” and Welcome to the girl world, the limit does not exist.”
The limit does not exist. This is what I keep telling myself. I may have come from some very bad circumstances, and I may have been waiting a long time to find a home, but I have come so far and I won’t let a little bit of waiting get me down. That’s right! The limit does not exist!