That’s Jeffervescent! – by Jefferson Airplane

This is a pen.

I am not allowed to play with pens because I am under three and they are a potential choking hazard.

But that doesn’t mean that if I find a pen unattended, that I won’t try to dismantle it.

Pens are supposedly designed to leave ink all over something. Personally I think that they are quite inefficient at achieving this objective. Usually all I can see is a few lines and squiggles. In my opinion the best way to get ink all over something would probably be to tear the pen to pieces. But for some reason Human doesn’t every let me pursue my keen sense of scientific inquiry to its logical conclusion. So this ink test is just a theory of mine. But I intend to find out as soon as a get a chance.

This particular pen is a ballpoint pen. Now, why would they call it a ball point if they didn’t want a terrier to play with it? The whole point of the pen is a ball! And that’s just too good to pass up!

A pen with a ball? That’s Jeffervescent!