Howard's Way Ahead

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Howard’s Way Ahead – by Howard Spring

Today I discovered that if Jeff and I work together then we can steal a toilet roll from somewhere in the house and have it shredded before anyone notices, that Jeff and I are toilet-paper-stealing super strategists, that zoomies are twice as fun if I body slam Human and just keep running, that zoomies are three times as fun if I have a roll of toilet paper in my mouth at the same time, that absconding with and shredding a toilet roll brings us all together as a family, that my sense of humour is really the glue of the group.


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