Howard’s Way Ahead – by Howard Spring

Today I discovered that Halloween is a day of tricks and treats and spooks and sweets, that I have a skeleton in the window but I keep no skeletons in the closet, that I can wear trousers for my costume and then Jeff can scare the pants off me, that I might have been pretending to be scared but it was fun anyway, that dressing up is a great chance to clown around, that Human is hilarious when watching scary movies, that Halloween zoomies aren’t mysterious or spooky but like scared Human they really are a scream!

Happy Halloween!