Welcome to the New World Audrey! (loosely adapted from the opening scenes of Sabrina, starring that other great Audrey, Ms Hepburn). Once upon a time, in Romania, approximately 1400 miles from the UK, […]
A New World Audrey
The Luna Effect
Let me construct your moon chart for you. It is time for you to understand what the Luna effect will mean for you. The Moon is very important. People say it influences […]
Aslan’s Beautiful Laundrette
Life isn’t just about laundry. I know, you may find that shocking coming from me. Because I really love laundry. But life can’t just be about laundry. Life is also about entertainment. […]
Gessy’s Joys
One of my greatest joys is other dogs! In fact, I love other dogs so much that I am looking for a home with at least one other dog to play with. […]
The Sooty and Sweep Show
Episode 4: Nothing Every Happens We have been waiting for a new home, but we wait and wait, but nothing every happens. Because nothing happens. Nothing has been happening. Nothing interesting or […]
Ride, Sally, Ride
I’m a dog with soul! There was a famous dog called Beethoven, and he once said (at least, I’m pretty sure it was my canine friend), “Music is a like a dream.” […]
Oscar! Oscar!
Hello Gorgeous! Yes, I’m having a Streisand moment. As for my award, well, I’m 10 years old and I have been nominated over and over again for a happy life, and each […]
Picture Esk
I’m Esk! And I’m picture perfect! Shall I paint you a picture? I’m a healthy, happy, beautiful Lurcher girl. I have a few scratches on my back legs, but you won’t notice […]
Blossom Blooms!
I’m Blossom and I have a big personality. Big. Huge! Humans are very interested in personality, and they are always searching for it in themselves. They talk about it a lot, just […]
4 Minute Milo!
I’m Milo, and I am a Milo and a half! I am a Springer Spaniel X Poodle, which means I am fit, fun and fancy! I have had a bit of a […]
Dark Matters, with Smurf
I’m Smurf and I am afraid of the dark. Really. I was abandoned, tied to a gate in the dark and left there. And it has left me with a fear of […]
Frankly Speaking
Frank, as I see it, is a perfect name for a dog. In my first instalment I explained that Frank means honest and sincere. Obviously, Frank is a perfect name for a dog. And […]
A Betty Life!
My guide to a Betty life! In this, my third instalment of A Betty Life, I am going to talk about the importance of the little things. As you may know from […]
Super Duper Mr Cooper!
super-duper adjective su·per-du·per \ ˈsü-pər-ˈdü-pər \ Very excellent; truly great. Complete, total, absolute. Cooper – a very excellent, truly great Golden Retriever X Standard Poodle at Glendee Rescue I’m Cooper, and I’m so […]
As Nice as Pie
My name is Pie. And I am as nice as. I’m so handsome and sweet that people can’t quite believe it. They just stand there in awe. In fact, there is a […]
