Howard’s Way Ahead – by Howard Spring

Today I discovered that if I stand on my back legs I can get a better look at the pigeons on the chimney stack, that I can stand on my back legs for quite a while without falling over, that the best way to get Aubrey started on rooftop zoomies is to stand on the basket and then stage dive on him, that rooftop zoomies sound like a thunderstorm when we all get going, that the shower scene in Psycho makes me stop and stare and do the back and forth head tilt, that apparently people shouldn’t take showers if they are in black and white.