Yes, I’m having a Streisand moment.
As for my award, well, I’m 10 years old and I have been nominated over and over again for a happy life, and each time it just hasn’t worked out. It’s tough to make a comeback at 10, but I know I can do it. But Michael Keaton (just the best Batman ever, by the way!) did it in Birdman. He even got nominated for an Oscar! So I know I can do it! Wouldn’t you like to get nominated for an Oscar? The Oscar that really matters that is … me!
And if I get adopted, it will be just like when Roberto Benigni won his Oscar and said, “This is the moment of joy, and I want to kiss everybody…” Oh yes, if you adopt me, I will want to kiss you!
If you would like to share that moment of joy with me, please contact Glendee Rescue to adopt me!