Laundry is wonderful.
They say you should not air your dirty laundry in public. That might be because everyone will want to share my laundry because laundry is so wonderful. I probably wouldn’t mind though. I’m a pretty nice fellow.
Grass is almost as nice as laundry though. And it seems to be in reasonable supply in public. So if you find yourself out in public without your laundry, you can always enjoy wonderful grass as well. It is almost as comfortable as a big pile of laundry.
I like sitting in the grass. But I really love lying in laundry.
If you love laundry and you want an able laundry assistant, please contact Friends of the Animals Wales to adopt me. Let’s put on a load of washing together!