I would like to call you to my attention, because I love attention.
I have now been waiting for my new home for year. That’s right, a whole year! I find this not only preposterous but utterly scandalous. Have you looked at me? I’m adorable!
Enough is enough. I am now actively attention-seeking. I am a wonderful fellow, as long as you do things the way I like them. I could even live with another dog, as long as I still have all of the attention. And cats … well, do they like attention? Because I like chasing them.
If I now have your attention (oh, I do love attention), then please contact Friends of the Animals Wales to lavish it upon me. Life is wonderful when enjoyed with the best of attentions!