I’m Amber, and I know everything anyone needs to know about vacuuming. And that is, avoid it!

In my last update, I explained all the reasons that vacuum cleaners are not to be trusted. In this one, I am going to give some handy hints as to how to avoid vacuuming.

The most important thing is to have a human who doesn’t like vacuuming. But if you do have a human who does like to vacuum, then a very important way to avoid it is to go for a walk.

But vacuuming is also very bad for your health! It’s been in all the newspapers.

I recommend then that you train your human to stop vacuuming. Try to fetch a few of the recent newspapers that have mentioned how important it is to go for a walk and to have a slightly dirty house if you want to live a long and healthy life. Leave these newspapers lying around, preferably near your lead or the door, and then your human will eventually get the message. But you need to be patient. Be aware that they are sometimes slow on the uptake, so they may take a while to learn. But once you have a human who doesn’t vacuum you know it was worth all the months of training.

If you would like to go walking with me rather than vacuum, please contact Friends of the Animals Wales to adopt me!