By now I imagine that everyone has seen the news. Dogs make humans live longer!

That’s right, science has finally shown what we already suspected. Having a dog makes people healthy, wealthy (with the richness of life, naturally), and obviously wise (because they were wise enough to get a dog). And what’s more, more active breeds, like hunting breeds, help humans live even longer.

Well, I am always hunting for affection and smiles, so I dare say that a promenade with me, none other than Mr Darcy himself, is a ticket to the fountain of youth.

If you would like to meet friends and influence people with one of the most handsome Golden Retrievers around, and live longer into the bargain, then please contact Friends of the Animals Wales to adopt me. Your heart … and mine! … will thank you!