Howard’s Way Ahead – by Howard Spring

Today I discovered that I can discover things in my sleep, that if I sleep too close to the edge then I will fall out of bed when I roll over, that when I fall out of bed this will make Jeff think the British are coming, that if I sleep too close to Human’s feet then Human can’t get up from the desk, that when Human does get up from the desk then this is a perfect time to relocate to the desk chair, that if Human squishes over then we can both fit on the desk chair, that from this position I can then read myself back to sleep.