Howard’s Way Ahead – by Howard Spring

Today I discovered that I can unroll a whole roll of poo bags, that an unrolled roll is much more fun than a rolled roll but much less convenient on a walk, that an unrolled roll of poo bags is almost as fun as a squeaky toy, that Jeff will chase me all around while I run with the end and unfurl the poo bag roll in all its magnificent glory, that Bulldog Drummond will grab the end and join in the game, that there are always more poo bag rolls where that one came from, that this is very good news indeed!