Howard’s Way Ahead – by Howard Spring

Today I discovered that my vocabulary has been getting big starting from the word go, that “who wants a cuddle?” is good and means we all pile on Human when we hear it, that “emails” are bad and so I hope I never bump into one in the park, that “it’s cold outside” also means “you’re not kidding”, that “treat” makes me almost as happy as “cheese”, that “let’s do wee wees” means let’s all do zoomies around the garden, that “fireworks again” means some people have a literally disposable income, that “Hello Bulldog” is always an invitation for kitty cuddles, that I always have a kind word for everybody!