Howard’s Way Ahead – by Howard Spring

Today I discovered that the boiler technician likes dogs, that the boiler technician doesn’t like fireworks, that the house gets very cold when the central heating is off, that Human is a wimp when the central heating is off, that Human is happy when the fire goes on instead, that fireworks still go off on the 7^th November, that apparently some human beings cannot use calendars or common sense, that my boiler technician is not one of those silly human beings, that my not-so-secret weapon of cheese means that I may even start looking forward to fireworks, that I am a very brave little white dog.