That’s Jeffervescent! – by Jefferson Airplane

This is a tortoise. I think. It might be a Transformer. Or it might be one of those walkers from Star Wars actually. Whatever it is, it has impossibly long legs.

So perhaps it is actually me.

People say I have long legs. But I really do think I am growing into them. I eat as much as I can to make sure this happens.

I really rather love eating. I don’t think there is a treat I haven’t liked yet. Huw and I like most things. Aubrey and Howard are a bit fussier. Actually, Howard is one of those characters who plays with his food … literally.

Anyway, back to my long legs. Apparently this is the Border Terrier in me. My legs are supposed to be long enough to keep up with horses. Anyone who has seen me do zoomies in the park knows that this is absolutely something I could do. I am so fast that sometimes I run straight over the top of myself. I am a bit smaller than a Border Terrier though, so if you didn’t know better you would think I was a squirrel zooming through the grass. Except for the big smile on my face. That’s always a giveaway.

Long legs? That’s Jeffervescent!