Howard’s Way Ahead – by Howard Spring

Today I discovered that the safest place to sleep is on the pillow because otherwise Human might roll on my nose, that a lie-in is as good as a holiday, that I can open boxes but still not open windows, that this means that the treats might be mine for the taking but playing with the squirrels is still off the table, that the object of toys is to make space for new ones, that I do not like biscuits but I do like fish skins, that every way I look at it I do love cuddles.