Howard’s Way Ahead – by Howard Spring

Today I discovered that I can make a mirror fall off the wall in the hallway just with the power of my mind, that it might have been the earthquake hallway zoomies, that the mirror didn’t break so that means no bad luck, that it is perhaps even good luck that the mirror didn’t break, that I like to chew the weasel toy, that I like to squeak the pig toy more, that I like to gnaw my cable rope toy even more, that I like Lora Logic visiting me on the sofa even more again, that a cat on the sofa must be the best luck of all.