Howard’s Way Ahead – by Howard Spring

Today I discovered that it was even colder, that Lora Logic will share her salmon treats with me, that the way to a kitty’s love is through her belly, that Kitty Pryde will lick salmon treats off my nose, that luckily we have a huge supply of salmon treats, that after my salmon treats I like to nap, that when I nap there is almost no waking me, that the best place to nap is the heated window seat, that there’s really only room for one, that it’s no wonder that I’m not moving.