Howard’s Way Ahead – by Howard Spring

Today I discovered that there are some suspicious looking paintings in the hallway but I can’t jump high enough to investigate, that I can jump high enough to land in Kitty Pryde’s tea towel basket to say hello, that Kitty Pryde’s opinion of this achievement did not match its magnificence, that Bulldog Drummond will still share all his liver treats with me, that this may be pay back for always stealing my tray mobile bed, that I like to steal sticky tape, that I am always the first one at the door to greet Human.