That’s Jeffervescent! – by Jefferson Airplane

This is my Ninja.

Well, that is how he was described in the information that accompanied his arrival. You’ve probably heard of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, known for their teamwork, just like we are! And in fact, ninjas were often known for working together on plans, so this turtle account is not that far-fetched at all. And there are four of them, just like our fantastic four. So is it any wonder that I love my Ninja! Why I don’t have a turtle is perhaps an unanswered mystery, however.

Anyway, this is my Ninja. I am a bit worried that my Ninja is carrying perhaps a tad too much in the way of Ninja nutrients around his middle. Maybe he is a weekend Ninja only. Or maybe he is actually a Sumo wrestler. But he is standing on his head in this picture, and that seems like something a Ninja would be likely to do if the situation demanded it.

But whatever his Ninja credentials, the most important thing is that he squeaks. He has a wonderful squeak and I love to sit, sounding out with him. We can chat like that for ages.

A Ninja that squeaks? That’s Jeffervescent!