Howard’s Way Ahead – by Howard Spring

Today I discovered that patience is a virtue, that all good kitties come to those who share liver treats, that I have learnt to talk to kitties before turning to run, that it might be walk before run but you get the idea, that Bulldog Drummond is a champion cuddler, that Kitty Pryde is a seductive smoocher, that I must softly softly talkee to catchee the heart of Poly Styrene, that I am unlocking the heart of Lora Logic after all because love laughs at locksmiths, that a cat may indeed look at a Spring!