Howard’s Way Ahead – by Howard Spring

Today I discovered (and so did everyone else) that when I have a super play there’s a risk I will unleash the wind beneath my wings, that humans don’t seem to appreciate the way my wind blows, that no matter how many times I play I will always get a second and third wind, that it isn’t always an ill wind, that super play has reduced several toys to shreds, that the most shredded toys always become everybody’s favourites, that tug with a frayed piece of rope is possibly the best game ever, that Jeff and I can make a stray piece of paper the best game ever, that Jeff is the best fun ever in whirlwind!

… and we sleep.