Howard’s Way Ahead – by Howard Spring

Today I discovered that sweet potato wrapped in fish skins is my other favourite treat, that I like them so much I don’t even toss them at Aubrey, that my superpower is invisibility because I disappear every time I lie on one of our white shag rugs on the sofa, that Human says my power of invisibility makes me like the Cheshire Cat, that this suits me very well as I am rather fascinated by cats, that I am still too fascinated by cats for Poly Styrene the kitty’s taste but I’m working on it, that it’s always a good time for zoomies, that the television pause function is essential for zoomies breaks, that Human has to use the pause function a lot.