That’s Jeffervescent! – by Jefferson Airplane

This is a magnifying glass.

It is supposed to be for looking at very small things. Me, perhaps? Maybe that’s why I like it. But then again, I’m larger than life, so it can’t be that.

Maybe I like it because it zooms in on things, and I like zoomies.

Or maybe I like it because I like to do things a bit close to the bone or, more specifically, to the Ribbie.

Or maybe it’s because I like to hold my nearest and dearest close to my heart.

But no, my favourite part of it is not that it makes me bigger or makes far things near. I just like to chew its handle.

Getting a handle on bringing everyone closer? That’s Jeffervescent!