Howard’s Way Ahead – by Howard Spring

Today I discovered that I still like to stand on tables, that I like to stand on tables with Bulldog Drummond the kitty, that Bulldog Drummond even puts up with me if I sit on him even though I know he doesn’t like it, that Bulldog Drummond will share treats with me, that Poly Styrene the kitty would win a staring contest with me, that I am still desperate to make friends with Lora Logic the kitty, that Lora Logic thinks I am the worst thing on four legs, that Lora Logic will not share treats with me, that Lora Logic will not share a kind word with me, that Lora Logic does not like my signature move (the Howard spring), that Kitty Pryde does not mind either way, that Bulldog Drummond is amazing, that I owe everything I am learning about kitties to Bulldog Drummond … a hero and a gentleman.