Howard’s Way Ahead! – by Howard Spring

Today I discovered that I can walk on two legs if the more interesting thing is up high, that the park has festivals, that the park had a festival today, that festivals always have a Churros stand, that the fishmonger smells amazing, that my patch makes people smile, that if I lean over the edge of the bridge on our favourite walk then I will fall in the stream, that I am ambivalent about the supposed pleasure of an unplanned dip in the stream, that I would rather be in a chimney, that I’m not afraid of fireworks but I do need to investigate immediately to see if I can find the culprit, that it is always Ribbies o’clock …

And I sleep …