That’s Jeffervescent! – by Jefferson Airplane

If there’s one thing I can’t ignore, it’s myself in a mirror. I’m magnificent!

Howard is the same. We don’t bark at our reflections, or try to play with them. We stare at them … in fact, we gaze.

I wouldn’t say I’m vain, just incredibly satisfied.

And this mirror is even better. Just like Barbra Streisand’s, it has two faces – Howard’s and mine. Rumour has it Zoolander and Hansel were based on us. Obviously I’m Zoolander.

Anyway, apparently two mirrors facing each other is bad luck. So I guess everyone should avoid most changing rooms. Or is it just that it’s bad luck to see one’s bottom?

But my suitably heart-shaped mirror is perfect. Because in it I found me!

My reflection? That’s Jeffervescent!