That’s Jeffervescent! – by Jefferson Airplane

Today, in the park, I rolled in the mud. I haven’t tried it before, but today I gave it a go.

Rolling in the mud is amazing. You get covered in fantastic smells and all the dogs in the park want to know you. And as if that wasn’t good enough, you get to take the smells home with you. It’s like a free souvenir!

I also got to rock some pretty amazing hair for the rest of the evening. I look like a mix between Flock of Seagulls and that scene from Something About Mary.

Unfortunately, I have also heard the word “bath” in my future. So this great mud-encrusted eyebrow that I now have sticking out like a unicorn’s horn may not survive till tomorrow.

So enjoy it while you can. I know I will!

Rolling in mud? That’s Jeffervescent!