That’s Jeffervescent! – by Jefferson Airplane

I have a very good friend, Chimp Bizkit. Some say he is “the funkiest monkey that ever popped”.

The thing I like about Chimp is that he is about three times my size. He is big.

Everything is about big these days – big data, big food, Big the Cat. Even phones are getting bigger.

So Chimp is my contribution to the big fad – big toys. I predict it will soon be all about big toys. This will be the next “big” thing. He’s already taking up more than his fair share of room on the sofa.

Chimp Bizkit? That’s Jeffervescent!