That’s Jeffervescent! – by Jefferson Airplane

If there’s one thing that humans have made that I really love, it’s the duvet. It is an amazing invention. It is a blanket and a sleeping bag and a pillow all in one! It’s as though dogs told humans what they wanted, and humans just went ahead and made it!

Apparently in Australia they call it a doona. Maybe that’s because they are doona day in bed? And my American friends call it a comforter. Well, it most certainly is comforting, and that’s why I’m pretty sure a dog designed it.

The duvet is also excellent for building a fort and protecting yourself from a pouncing kitty. But best of all is playing the duvet game. This is where we all pile on, some of us under, some of us pouncing, but we all play the duvet game. Oh my goodness, it is so much fun. You wouldn’t believe how much fun until you’ve tried it. I recommend it to everyone.

But every day for me is a duvet day. I get paid in ribbies to stay home and relax. The evidence is clear – duvets were definitely designed by dogs.

The duvet? That’s Jeffervescent!